George Carlin is the MAN!!*

I received this in my email today and decided that it was WAY too good (and way too true) not to post up here for everyone to read. I also love stirring up shit, so I'm sure there will be a few comments (good and bad) relating to this post. George Carlin has always been one of my favorite comedians for two reasons: 1. He's REALLY funny and, 2. He's usually DEAD right with his views of most topics. This is *not* George's take on Hurricane Katrina and the people of New Orleans, but it's still funny... and true... Enjoy.....
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"SOMEBODY'S" TAKE ON HURRICANE KATRINA AND NEW ORLEANS.

Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans: First, I would like to say; "Sorry for your loss." With that said, let's go through a few hurricane rules (Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming):

#1.
A mandatory evacuation means just that: Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (I don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

#2.
If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.

#2a.
If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and
CD's are not edible. Leave them alone!)

#2b.
If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff... it's theirs, not yours.

#3.
If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.

#4.
If you are in your house that is completely under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them.)

#5.
My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2-million dollar house, a sports stadium, or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level? Do your country some good and join the Navy!

#6.
Regardless of what the "Poverty Pimps," Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, the US government didn't create the hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).

#7.
The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring. Get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a living! President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Thank you for allowing me to rant.
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Thanks! I agree with everything said, but number 7 is the one I agree with most. The US has FAR too many people mooching off the good graces of the US government.

Ok, I'll get off my soapbox now. Hope everyone is having a good day!

*this post has been edited to correct an oversight on my part. Thanks to Ryan Kruse for pointing me in the correct direction. I incorrectly labeled George Carlin as the author of this, I was wrong. I stand corrected.